I had an awful and exhausting day today and I'm too exhausted to write anything here, my dearest internet surfers.
This is all I really want you to look at right now: What You Will Be Reading At Every Stage of Your Life (caution: some mildly spicy language involved. Ask an adult for assistance, kids!)
Also, be careful what you read in the laundromat. I just totally alienated myself by reading "A Stolen Life" stuck in a dreary room with a bunch of monotonous machines. The book is plenty alienating itself, (a real life Emma Donaghue's "Room") you don't need to mix it with the boundless ennui of laundry.
I'm going to go drink champagne on a balcony now. It's a thing I gotta do.