We know, kids. We know. Summer's been awesome, and at least some of you are probably a bit, dare we say, unhappy about returning to school.
But where else can dozens of comedies and dramas take place all at once?
Where else can you discover along with the people around you how much cooler your insides are than your outsides?
Where else can you get - and learn to avoid - the Cheese Touch?
Where else can you exert power over the very words we speak?
Where else can you show off the two-ponytailed hat you found in your underwear drawer?
Where else can you crack your slate over the head of the future love of your life?
Stay in school, kids. You never know what might happen.