"excuse me sir?"

"Do you have any Captain Underpants books here?"

oh yeah, sure.

"Oh, PHEEEW!!"



So, just now, there was that.
And then earlier this week, my son:

"Dad, do you want me to tell you a story?"

of course.

"There was an elephant tiger, with stripes, and then he turned into a chair lamp, and he fell down the table, and thpt hoyba pupu he BONK!"

jackson, that was awesome.

"Dad, do you want me to tell you another story?"

of course!


And in between, Kendrick Perkins got traded, Qaddafi showed his true colors, Christchurch shook, and I took the kids out to stomp in giant, shivering puddles.
Get in touch with me if you can find anything that holds this post together.